The "Malibu Sunset" effect in TF2 transforms the hat into a captivating depiction of a beach sunrise, featuring vivid colors and a prominent palm tree, creating a serene and tropical ambiance.
Circular teleportation? BORING! Hexagonal teleportation? It's been patented. Teleport in STYLE with our brand new triangular method! Don't be a square (because that's patented too) and try it today!
Congratulations! You thought a massive supercollider would be the perfect spot for a game of hide-and-seek! You were right, because you now have the ability endlessly float through your very own timestream! All it cost you was lifelong bone rattling syndrome.
What happens when you forcefully decrease the pressure of a thousand stars at once? An unstoppable, ever-emitting Supernova! It's the perfect place to destroy classified documents, and maybe one or two interns.
Want to look your best while facing the horrors of space? Look no further! We shook the excess skull fragments out of this one to achieve maximum comfort. Perfect for long strolls on the Moon!
This little feller has been a huge help around the lab. Tasked with carrying out experiments and shooting our scientists' evil time-travelling doppelgangers (with a 50% success rate), the SP-13 is ready for the world beyond!
Our latest development in time-travel technology! This state-of-the-art canteen was created with the sole purpose of sending those annoying killer robots to other time periods, out of sight and mind! What's that? Every world leader is a robot now? What an absolutely ridicu--ALL GLORY TO THE ROBOT OVERLORDS.
Funnily enough, this one wasn't a part of our experiments. We were cleaning out a former employee's desk and unearthed spray cans full of an unknown, circuit-like substance. We did the sane thing and sprayed it on guns. You know, for science.
